Urban Dictionary Hardwood

When a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.

Urban dictionary hardwood.

A tree yielding such wood. They live on hardwood ln and have the hardest wood to offer at all times during the day. Hardwood carpet means when the dick is hard as a wood and the foreskin is soft and furry like carpets. A group of guys being guys in this one discord server fools being fools.

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They are run by a man whose alter ego is a dog who enjoys tasty snacks more than anything else in the world even ass. Male equivalent of a jump off. While the other side would be reversed. After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.

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